Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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