At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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