She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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