More tranny stories later!
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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