yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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