She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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