this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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