Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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