lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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