Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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