do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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