If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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