this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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