i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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