You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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