I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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