you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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