Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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