Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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