Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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