Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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