She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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