I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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