the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
