I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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