when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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