How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Terrible idea I love it
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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