How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
love makes seman taste better
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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