I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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