Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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