shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
what if I'm pregnant?
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Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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