She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It's blow job season.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
