Can Purell be used as lube?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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