"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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