Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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