no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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