careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize