That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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