break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I need a beard to bite.
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