Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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