how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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