he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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