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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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