break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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