just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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