Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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