You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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