I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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