Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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