I hope mine doesn't look like that
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Randomize
