Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize