I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Randomize
