i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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