Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
