If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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