awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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