This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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