Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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